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Mrs. Funk 11-05-2007 03:37 AM

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Originally Posted by marsupial (Post 145769)
One word: Trojan. No bitchy side effects and it makes for an easy clean up.

Uuuuugh... I hate condoms. They're like making love to an exam glove.

il Padrino Ute 11-05-2007 03:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Donuthole (Post 125093)
Or you could try Archaea's version of Old School contraception . . . abstinence.

Abstinence. 100% effective.

Mrs. Funk 11-05-2007 03:59 AM

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Originally Posted by il Padrino Ute (Post 145879)
Abstinence. 100% effective.

Absolutely... but now that I've tasted of the forbidden fruit, there's no going back. I'll have to seek other recourses.

BigFatMeanie 11-05-2007 04:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Mrs. Funk (Post 145873)
Uuuuugh... I hate condoms. They're like making love to an exam glove.

I generally hate condoms as well. I would suggest you try the "natural membrane" condoms - made out of lamb intestines (or something like that). They're way better than the latex condoms as long as the gentleman can get over the mental hurdle of sporting a lamb intestine.

NOTE: I don't know what mental hurdle the lady must overcome when using natural membrane condoms but I'm willing to bet that making love to a lamb intestine is better than making love to an exam glove.

BigFatMeanie 11-05-2007 05:40 AM

One problem with the Trojan Naturalamb is the price. A 12-pack will probably cost $30-$40.

Seeing as how y'all are newlyweds, you may pay more in Naturalamb condoms than in paying for the pill out of pocket.

marsupial 11-05-2007 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Mrs. Funk (Post 145873)
Uuuuugh... I hate condoms. They're like making love to an exam glove.

You get used to them. I've tried several different pills and hated them all.

marsupial 11-05-2007 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by BigFatMeanie (Post 145923)
One problem with the Trojan Naturalamb is the price. A 12-pack will probably cost $30-$40.

Seeing as how y'all are newlyweds, you may pay more in Naturalamb condoms than in paying for the pill out of pocket.

Natural lamb condoms, besides being gross, are not as effective as latex.

Mrs. Funk 11-05-2007 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by marsupial (Post 145972)
You get used to them. I've tried several different pills and hated them all.

There's nothing wrong with the pill (at least, as far as I can tell...). I bawled like a blathering baby the first 2 months I was on it, but now that things have calmed down, I tend to be less moody while I'm on it.

Condoms, on the other hand, are just a pain. They get in the way of sensation and slide around. But maybe it's just a matter of preference.

Solon 11-05-2007 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Mrs. Funk (Post 145759)
My insurance doesn't cover birth control, either! What's up with that? How have you gotten around it, or are you just paying the uninsured price like me?.

We just pay out of pocket - it's not that expensive, maybe 30 bucks a month - and my wife was pregnant for about 15 months straight before we had the baby (she miscarried after about 4 months - no worries, though, we got pregnant about 10 days after the doc. said to try again).

Solon 11-05-2007 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by BigFatMeanie (Post 145893)
I generally hate condoms as well. I would suggest you try the "natural membrane" condoms - made out of lamb intestines (or something like that). They're way better than the latex condoms as long as the gentleman can get over the mental hurdle of sporting a lamb intestine.

NOTE: I don't know what mental hurdle the lady must overcome when using natural membrane condoms but I'm willing to bet that making love to a lamb intestine is better than making love to an exam glove.

I've never seen a "natural membrane" condom in the bowling alley restrooms. Where do you buy them?


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