Are you kidding? Where do you work? Doesn't your firm employ unmarried guys in their late 20s? After working on a few projects with some of these people and listening to what they consider normal behavior, you start to realize that the LDS truly are a peculiar people.

Please delete this post before danimal sees it!

the fact that somebody chose the "Every few minutes" option is cracking me up.

I need a rules clarification. Does it have to be perceptible by the human ear? Or is some other means OK?

I can't believe you have never heard your wife fart. That is just mind-boggling.

I fart around Mrs. Meanie all the time. I've also been known to fluff the covers on occasion. She farts around me every once in a while but she isn't a fluffer. No, DDD, she's not that kind of fluffer either - except when we're alone.

Is this my latest label? Carnal knowledge enthusiast?

What you call fluffing of gas....I have also heard referred to as "covered wagons" or "dutch ovens," not to be confused with "buttercups," which involves the actual act of cupping and throwing the gas in someone's direction.

There is probably a strong correlation with years of marriage.

Every few minutes?? LOL. A female had to have had checked that box.

My ex NEVER farted in front of me.....she did however always leave the bathroom door wide open while taking a dump.

Wonderful.
 

Apparently she took another dump! ;)