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I have a lot of coworkers asking me why I wear basketball shorts under my slacks. The worst part is that because I am inactive, my mom still buys them for me. |
Sweetheart
Your mom must be a sweetheart. She wants you back in. You should probably listen to her because she seems very wise.
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Did you become a piano player? I failed. None of mine can play and I wanted to raise an accompanist! I should've beat them! |
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Follow the prophet is the creepiest song ever written. |
Still small voice?
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Primary piano player is best calling. See the hilarious kids but not actually have to deal with them or the frequently absent teachers!:p |
Sometimes I run on my treadmill just in my garments while I listen to Chariots of Fire.
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Disturbing on so many levels
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