Lingo's simultaneous repulsion/fascination with CougarGuard is like the guy that scratches his ass and then can't resist the urge to sniff his finger. Every time Lingo logs on to this site he's just sniffing his finger again.

That's what I've said about Cali Coug, too. Except for the wife part.

He's got the biggest man-crush on me of anyone I've ever "cyber-met". :)

Are you the same Johnny Lingo in this picture?

http://www.utefans.net/home/sevans/p...bies/Lingo.jpg
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Kids Prilosec

That's my face, all right.

Why do you ask?

Sizzle, does monogamy mean you can't leave your wife to share yourself with Lingo? Not the menage-a-troi desirable to me, but given your love interest in Lingo, it might work for the two of you.

So it's your face, but it isn't your body? Is that what you are saying?

Have you ever been on a canoe trip down the Cahulawassee River?
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Kid Depakote

I dunno... my wife puts out so I'm satisfied with her. Maybe you should be the one who hooks up with Lingo, not me.

I for one am glad Johnny is here. I havent been able to read his posts for a long time. It always make me feel smarter after i read his posts.

No.

Sizzle, I know you're the one that created this fantasy about me and petroleum jelly. It's time you let it all out, man. The secret has got to be killing you.