I figure I am Johnny Fontane due to my Olive voice and ginny charm

Hmmm...

I assumed that you folks would have thought I was Fredo.

If SU is Fredo, who am I? The band leader at the wedding?

What's tooblue got to do this this? tooblue is a patso. tooblue. Alright, you are what you are. It's in your nature. From now on you stick close to me. You don't go anywhere, you don't do anything, you don't talk to anyone without checking with me first, understand?

You're one of the screwaround bodyguards in Italy.

Capt. McClusky.

I like both of those suggestions.

I'd still rather be my namesake.

Doesn't fit. While IPU is an Italiaphile, McClusky showed no love for Italian culture, except perhaps the food.

I loved the image of the uncouth, unsuspecting, corrupt cop wearing a bib, pigging out on his spaghetti, looking like an absolute fool, about to get his head blown off.

Patso? Cos'è questo patso? Voi dire pazzo? Non dire patso mai ancora, capisci?

Mizzica, questi ragazzacci da Carbon County - non sappano niente.

Isn't there a 4th installment -- it never ends! And WHEN they make that 4th film to appease Pacino in his desperate attempts to regain relevance you rubes will flock to the theatres and claim they have redeemed themselves.

Just like the Star Wars saga really only has 3 parts, the Godfather saga only has 2 parts.

I'm probably one of the few here that has actually read "The Godfather" by Puzo.