"Cougarguard Oil and Lube Shop"

"71's Oil and Lube"

"Cyclists don't need oil changes, they just need their chain yanked"

"cyclists do it with a stiff frame"

"gay cyclists have a stiff bottom bracket"

Guard Cyclists have metal rods.

that reminds me of the dodge/ford bumper stickers:

"i would rather be stroked than rammed"

"thats not my ballsack its an extra water bottle, you perve"

I have an idea for the design.

Fierce looking head and neck of cougar in front, holding a bike in its mouth.

The sides would be long wolverine-type claws.

The back would the back of a cougar, with a raised-hair ridge along the backbone (plenty of room here to put text).

So this would be a tan and blue jersey. I dont' like the idea of using navy blue. Something more neutral for the blue.

Or maybe the cougar biting down on a bike, and teh bike beginning to explode/break apart.