lol.

Oh my, that looks awful.

I eat canned salmon all the time. I eat it right after I go to the gym. I put in a bunch of feta cheese, and black pepper, stick it in the microwave to heat it up and eat it just like that. I think it's really good.

As inundated as we are with canned food drives, you are good to go for a while.

Does it make the microwave stink?

Salmon patties.

http://www.texascooking.com/recipes/salmpatt.htm

Seriously, I grew up eating these. Good eats.

Put it in your food storage and pray that you never get desperate enough to have to eat it.

I was raised on them. yum!

Are you African?

No, but I think that may depend on the brand. The better quality stuff doesn't smell as much as the cheap cans do.

Yes.