Thanks for bringing up this pre-divorce post of mine referencing my honeymoon from my <b>first</b> marriage. One of the most awkward times of my life. Aside from the next 8 1/2 years, of course.

I certainly tried to focus on the positive back then, didn't I?

Second honeymoon (that's the one for my second marriage) was much, much better. Even though we didn't watch the NBA finals.

I think I win for having the most longevity for an introduction thread.

You people just can't get enough of me, can you?