Road bike: POS Trek. I bought it from a roommate he threw it in on a deal where we traded my old hard tail mtn bike for his Specialized full suspension and a little cash.

It is old, heavy and slow. Just like me!!!

I would brag on about my MTB rig but I don't think this is the forum.

If its old, heavy and slow you want, why don't you take my Giant Rincon mtb out for spin sometime.

That thing has got to weigh 40 pounds and climbs about as fast as a 3 toed sloth.