Hmmm I've completely forgotten about that, and I guess my boardmail don't keep messages from that long ago.

My apologies. That is a rather stupid thing to say.

Thank you. I would even offer to buy you lunch again if you would show up this time.

Wow, you're a real genius. The fact that someone exists proves they're an idiot? Tell me...what's it like living in Oz?

lol.. carry on norcal. do your thing..

You are going to continue to have problems with me as long as you live in Rexburg and yet somehow continue to operate under some crazy notion that you are better than me--all because of some assumption you made about my athletic ability based solely on my username. That's OK, though. You might be partially correct. You can can probably hit a golf ball farther than I can. Big whoop. I'm smarter than you. I'm better looking than you. I have a better job than you. I can sing better than you. I sure as hell can play the trombone better than you. I can ski better than you on snow or water. I'm funnier than you. And my home is better than yours--largely because it isn't in Rexburg.

I'm not sure why any of this really matters, though. I didn't make myself better than you at most of those things. God did. Thinking I'm better than you because I might find the talents God gave me superior to the ones he gave you would be stupid, so I'm not going to belittle you for being a meat headed troglodyte. However, I think you remain in Rexburg by choice, so I will continue to belittle you for that--which, apart from being able to differentiate between subtle shades of powder blue, is all I've ever really teased you about.

Can you gentlemen just all take this thread outside, as it were. Thanks.

Boys will be boys. Even Mormon boys. Oh, and don't you think "Gentleman" was a bit of a stretch?

Irony, dear.

ps. Like the turtle...we have one just like it. Two of his friends, too. Someday the rain will stop, though, I'm convinced.

There must be an inside debate here, as it's the first time I've heard somebody derided for living in Rexburg.

Is there something more that I'm missing? Is this a bit like somebody from the Avenues making fun of somebody residing in Murray or Sandy? I'm missing something here.

I nominate 2nd Trombone's post for the CougarGuard Hall of Fame!