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It was suggested that I should pop over here from time to time by YOhio and Archaea, just so you know who to blame. I'm not sure how much I'll be able to post here as this board seems to be composed of slightly reasonable versions of the wack-jobs I've come to know over on that other board. I tend to thrive where people are irrational and a bit out of touch with reality so no promises, but I'll give it the old Wyoming try.

About me:

Looks: Tallish, but not overly so, with the rugged good looks of a 70's era, post-lung removal John Wayne. (As an aside, I defy anyone to provide a rational arguement that McQ wasn't his greatest film/role.)

Work: I rape and defile the earth in a professional capacity. Let me tell you, there's nothing quite so satisfying as taking a piece of God's green earth, bulldozing it flat and drilling a hole in it. The fact that there's money to be made is just icing on the cake. Middle management with aspirations to upper middle management.

Personal: In my free time I enjoy drinking, playing golf and drinking while playing golf. Drinking while golfing, you say? Well sure, it keeps me loose and allows me to maintain my enviable 30 handicap. I also enjoy porn. Though not in the unhealthy, all consuming way that would lead someone to sleep in their car for a month straight in front of a certain starlet's house. Not since the restraining order anyway.

Is it true that mild adult language and content are tolerated here? I haven't bothered to read the Terms of Service.

Cheers.

Wow...you're going to fit right in.

Welcome Landpoke.

YeeeeHaw!!!! Welcome poke!

We believe in self moderation. Welcome and keep the porn to yourself.

Methinks Goat and Landpoke are related.

I don't know how bad of language is tolerated. I know I haven't been kicked off for saying the G word (gambling)

Welcome.

Green Earth? So you don't actually work in Wyoming then?

Welcome.

i have been banned of talking with strangers ,but welcome any way!

I'm kinda thinkin' they are one and the same.

You left out that you married and hippy and that you are now a Buffalo.

Welcome landpoke. Since I don't read CB much anymore, I was wondering what the fuss is about. Now I know.

Sheridan, I only work in Buffalo. And I thought the hippie was implied.

We're glad you can make it over here. Any appearance of reason is an illusion.

So why does every Wyo fan need to have the word "poke" somewhere in their alias? Is it a state law or something?

Married? If yes, interested in polygamy?

You have a sheep and a wyoming man in the same area...how can you not use the term 'poke'? Welcome landpoke, good to have you here.

The state of Washington is a haven for those with man-animal proclivities. All Washingtonians should be looked at with suspicion.

It's a term of endearment and a call to action.

The "open" marriage I enjoy with my CU grad hippie wife is enough for me. Though I do enjoy "Big Love." Especially now that they don't show Bill Paxton's ass every episode. Can I say "ass" here? Never too early to test those boundaries.

You bet your ass you can. We're okay with most stuff unless it gets out of hand to the point of a barroom brawl.

Welcome landpoke. You're going to fit right in.

What's this "cheers" business? Smacks a bit of Finderson if you ask me.

Ouch, you know how to lay a low blow. Next thing you'll call him a Ute.

Mrs Goose spent most of her childhood on the mean streets of Sheridan and the rest of her teenage years on the even meaner streets of Gillette. Buffalo is a great little town, however.

Do you work in a mine?

Welcome to maybe the funniest poster on any of the boards.

Your stuff kills me....Welcome. :)

Welcome poke. It'll be interesting to see a less censored version of poke here on the board. Should be interesting too if he decides to come post after a BYU beat down of Wyoming drunk. :)

Holy hell.

Somehow I doubt that landpoke's ambitions will lead him to run naked through the desert with his progeny in search of hippie bacchanalia while burning an effigy of his own species for no other reason than somebody did too many hits of LSD a few years back. Finderson was one of a kind.

Which isn't to say we couldn't get some interesting stories if we all pitch in and get landpoke some fermented corn in a bottle - Jim Beam, I believe, is the right stuff.

I thought he liked Southern Comfort or Jack Daniels, instead a real man's drink of Bacardi 151.

landpoke seems like a Zima guy.

He is a pussy but i dont think he is that big of a pussy. Maybe some Bartle and James Kiwi Strawberry :)

I think Apple Pucker.

I don't sense he's that gay. Did you state he came from Brokeback?

Welcome landpoke. I go by GarthUte on the ute baord.

Glad to see you here.

Look I know you are celebrating the arrival of landpoke, but you need to realize what you have got in this man. Yes, I agree he is a great American hero for the way that he rapes the land. However, there are a few things that you need to know. First, he will deny it to his core but I think he is a sure he is a closet NoDak supporter. The hippie marrying has already been discussed, but remember this guy freaks with hippies and sheep. In short he is a sick demented individual. He may rape the land, but he once failed to run off an environmentalist campaigning at his door and has frequently attended hippie weddings. Sometimes I think he is lying that he rapes the land for a living. Also ever since he gave up the chewing tobacco he has been very irritable. He knows far too much of the baby eating rituals in the temple for his own good, I had to threaten him with my horns on more than one occassion.

Sure he may be good for a laugh, but never forget there is a sad individual behind the poster.

Does he air hump? That's all I need to know.

Let me echo that hello.. I go by Ann Arbor Ute on Utefans.... now get Mullet Ute to post over here

Responses:

No, I don't work in a mine. Miners are dirty, troll like folk who are best shunned.

Jim Beam will work in a pinch, as will Coors in a can. Though my favorite is Woodford Reserve Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey. It's needlessly expensive and bit too flashy, but being in the oil business I have to keep up appearances. Which is why I light my cigars with hundred dollar bills.

NoDaks are a vile and base people who even Canadians look down upon. Most miners are NoDaks.

I did miss a chance to berate a long haired hippie enviro (who wasn't my wife) that came knocking on my door looking for money for her America hating agenda. I blame my slow wits as I came up with the perfect screed only after she got a block or so away. I felt it wouldn't have had the same power if I'd yelled at her to come back so I could let her have it. It's a shame I'll have to live with for the rest of my days.

Hi Garth.

I'm not goatnapper or robin finderson and I apologize for using "cheers." I've spent to much time around wannabe brits and sometimes it just slips out.

Powder river.