Fear DOES exist in this dojo!
This is the most horrible, terrifying news of the past year. I am not joking. Pardon my french, but there are certain movies with which you just don't eff around.
One of them is Zapped! with a young Scott Baio One of them is Midnight Madness with a young Michael J Fox. And the other one is The Karate Kid....which introduced the world to Elisabeth Shue and made it possible for her to later expose her breasts in Palmetto. If Billy Zabka were dead, he would be rolling over in his grave. Strike First, Strike Hard, No Mercy, Sir! http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/1..._n_142907.html |
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This comes on the heels of the Obama election. Are you really surprised? |
WTF??!! He's like four feet tall.
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The kid will be 11 during filming. Weak! Ralph was like 25 years old playing a 15/16 year old.
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I hope they do it up Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon style. Lots of flying through the air and such.
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This is blasphemous. That Hillary Swank put the first dent in the empire, this will surely bring it crumbling down.
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What concerns me most, besides the obvious Billy Zabka debacle, is the impending soundtrack. Have they decided whether to re-use classics like "Cruel Summer" from Bananarama? "You're the best," and the All-Valley Karate tournament montage was unquestionably the hallmark of that movie. You could argue that actually was the 3 or 4 minutes of film that tied all 80s cinema together into one great whole. What are they going to do for the remake? highlights of this montage are 1. Daniel fighting Lamar Latrell at :52 2. Fat, out of shape dude at 1:24 3. And Larusso fighting Dutch at 2:28. Dutch, btw is the baddest mo-fo of all the Cobra Kai and has the most wicked kick at 2:46. That dude is so limber! How does he move his head like that? Also, for some reason, Dutch scores one point, then Daniel scores one point, but Daniel wins. |
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Someone should sign up for cougarboard with the user name "fagabeefe". |
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"Sweep the leg" "But sensei, I'll be disqualified!" |
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what in blazes have you been doing keeping this secret all this time? For future reference, if you know someone who starred in The Karate Kid, you let EVERYONE know as quickly as possible. You are hereby and immediately promoted to the rank of Lieutenant in the Pop Culture Army. But sensei......I can beat this guy. I DONT WANT HIM BEAT. OUT OF COMMISSION. Holy crap. you SWAM with that guy? did he ever wear his cobra kai gi when he was swimming? |
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You can find that DVD if you look hard enough. Classic. Cherry Point. |
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No doubt. I can't believe he's been sitting on that info for all these years. He just skyrocketed up the cool ladder in my book. |
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I think some of you can attest to my Karate Kid-ness when you saw my MySpace profile dedicated to all things Miyagi-do and Cobra Kai. |
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For the record, does anyone here know the random guy with the inexplicable Texas accent? "miYAGI-do karate!" and the classic... "Daniel Larusso is gonna fight? FOLKS, THIS IS WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT!" OK, i will try to leach on to POO and Archaea here...very weak, but at least it is something...an actual nexus to the movie.......I have been to locker room at Cal State Northridge where the "heated hands" scene is filmed. There are lots of YSA dances at CSUN and we went to one early to walk around and look for the film locations. Actually, anyone can walk in there. There is no CSUN floor mat, though. I guess that was just for the movie. |
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Crap, how many Karate Kid sandbaggers do we have on this site? |
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Ok, I can't back that up. But you can imagine what it would be like if I did. I love you, Lisa. http://imagecache2.allposters.com/IM.../039_21772.jpg |
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I liked her in The Saint, as well. I was totally willing to help her with her hypothermia. but there was something magical about The Karate Kid. Something very innocent, very demure.......MUCHO CALOR! I defy a guy to tell me that he didnt have a Shuerection from that movie. The All Valley tournament outfit...with the really tall socks and loafers with skirt......ROW-FREAKING-RRRR! |
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I liked her in Leaving Las Vegas. My buddy that played the little Channing played with Shue in Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead. |
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Do you mean Adventures in babysitting? DTMTBD was with Christina Applewhore. Shue dropped the F bomb in AIB.....Don't F with the Babysitter! |
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I love when she gives him her phone number and he looks at it and says, "DEFINITELY" |
I present this music video which is so American in its capitalism. But it's kind of catchy :
http://www.sweeptheleg.com/ |
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I don't know nor have I met anyone from The Karate Kid.
But I do know Johnny Whittaker. I grew up with his cousin. That has to count for something, right? I mean, Family Affair + Sigmund and the Sea Monsters = Karate Kid, right? |
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And Jocelyn in a Knight's Tale, Heath Ledger's movie is a friend of our family. She's from Northern Nevada. |
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