Normal sex life?
 

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,319689,00.html

I wonder how often the author gets hit upon.

Interesting:

"A German study found that four years into a secure relationship, fewer than half of female participants desired regular sex. After 20 years, only 20 percent wanted sex on a regular basis. A male’s libido, on the other hand, stayed steady no matter how long they’d been in a relationship."

Raise your hand if your experience is otherwise.

A. We're Mormon.

B. They're German.

A sexologist? *shakes head*

Amazing what people get paid for these days.

— How long is the average sexual encounter? According to a Psychology Today article, it’s 3 to 10 minutes.
— What is your favorite sexual position? A survey by Marie Claire and Esquire magazines found that men are into rear entry, while women like missionary best.

After two hours of chores and two more hours of listening about her co-workers our pay off is 3 to 10 minutes? That doesn't hardly seem fair. And the second part tells me they must have surveyed a lot of guys with ugly wives.

Yeah, rear entry doesn't sound like most guys favorites.

And the payoff sucks.

We have to listen to their bitching, contend with overspending, be sensitive to their needs, whereas we get to bear the constant haranguing and unpleasantness for three to ten minutes. Something must change. We need at least eleven minutes.

I work with accountants, so all the guys here talk about double entry.

...which requires two penises. Maybe you shouldn't hang out with them.

Actually, it requires a debit and a credit...it was a lame accounting joke.