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MikeWaters 02-21-2008 03:53 PM

My fondest hope for Monson's presidency
 
Is that instead of putting all the guilt trips on the men, that he will start to put guilt trips on the women.

"Have you considered that the porn problem in the church is because of the frigid ways of many of you sisters?"

"Do you know how disappointing it is for a husband to come home from work to a dirty house, snotty kids, and a microwaved meal?"

This would be a good start.

Archaea 02-21-2008 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeWaters (Post 187459)
Is that instead of putting all the guilt trips on the men, that he will start to put guilt trips on the women.

"Have you considered that the porn problem in the church is because of the frigid ways of many of you sisters?"

"Do you know how disappointing it is for a husband to come home from work to a dirty house, snotty kids, and a microwaved meal?"

This would be a good start.

will never happen. We like our women, cold, frigid, frazzled and angry.

RC Vikings 02-21-2008 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeWaters (Post 187459)
Is that instead of putting all the guilt trips on the men, that he will start to put guilt trips on the women.

"Have you considered that the porn problem in the church is because of the frigid ways of many of you sisters?"

"Do you know how disappointing it is for a husband to come home from work to a dirty house, snotty kids, and a microwaved meal?"

This would be a good start.

This would make him one of the most beloved prophets among the sisters.:)

RC Vikings 02-21-2008 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Archaea (Post 187469)
will never happen. We like our women, cold, frigid, frazzled and angry.

Do they come any other way?

Archaea 02-21-2008 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by RC Vikings (Post 187471)
Do they come any other way?

It requires special packaging, and if you insert just one iota, you can have 'em pregnant as well.

Indy Coug 02-21-2008 04:02 PM

I'm looking for a "We're now going to actively hasten the sifting of the wheat from the tares" kind of talk this April.

MikeWaters 02-21-2008 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Indy Coug (Post 187473)
I'm looking for a "We're now going to actively hasten the sifting of the wheat from the tares" kind of talk this April.

Me too. The mullahs need to go.

Archaea 02-21-2008 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeWaters (Post 187474)
Me too. The mullahs need to go.

Yeah, a fire and brimstone speech for the Pharisees would be nice.

Indy Coug 02-21-2008 04:10 PM

"All is well in Zion. Keep doing what you're doing. Sure 'preciate ya."

MikeWaters 02-21-2008 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Indy Coug (Post 187479)
"All is well in Zion. Keep doing what you're doing. Sure 'preciate ya."

Stop taking cheapshots against GBH.


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