Let me introduce myself
 

Hi.

That's a greeting not an introduction.

Hi, I'm Indy Coug.

Indy Coug tidbit: I've lived in 7 different states and 3 different countries.

States
1. Utah
2. Texas
3. Idaho
4. Tennessee
5. Indiana
6. Colorado
7. Pennsylvania

Countries
1. Holland
2. Saudi Arabia
3. England

Exactly what felonies landed you in the Witness Protection Program?

I just like to make life a living hell for as many people in as many different wards as possible. Do you still live in Virginia?

How did you manage to live in all those countries, but never the United States? Amazing.

Where in the world is Indy San Diego now?

I was going to try and give him a break and say, different Countries means different from the USA. However he used the term different States. I hope he is now in a State different from the ones he named or I won't be able to use this defense.

Really, if he would just choose better places to live to begin with, he wouldn't have to move around so much.

I would have stayed in Colorado forever if the job hadn't sucked so much.

P.S. It ain't easy finding a life actuary job out west. If a job doesn't pan out, there isn't another office down the street that's hiring.