Have you ever...
 

Had sex in your office with Brazilian twins with the best of Jenna Jamison running on two big screens in the background after smoking pot all night and getting drunk on cheap wine and had it recorded and sent to your wife but she was okay with it and wanted to join in next time but only if her hot best friend could join it also?

Yes or No?

So it turns out I was being stalked after all.

I once had the chance to do all that, but it was my girlfriend not my wife that was OK with it. However, after much thought I realized I wouldn't be able to partake of the Sacrament on Sunday and I know a rumor would start that I either drank or smoked. Therefor I passed on the opportunity.

I think we will be surprised by the number of people this has happened to or at least had the opportunity.

Well, not with BRAZILIAN twins.

I have with the eyes of my understanding.

While snorting cocaine off a hooker's bare bottom? Too many times to count.

Sorry, but if you are a guy and have been smoking pot all night and are drunk, you are not doing anything with anyone....except maybe vomit on the carpet.

And odds are that the Brazilian twins are trannies. check for an adam's apple.

Not your best work.

Timing bad.

topicality? Average.

Needs work.

Although it is truthful that a guy doing a lot of pot isn't doing a lot of humping. I can't comment upon Brazilian twins being transvestites, again another area of your expertise, not mine.

Arch, you should have checked the headlines before you posted this.
Google "Ronaldo".