This is horrible but hilarious
 

A thiry year old woman is convicted for having repeated sexual contact with an eight year old boy.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,174586,00.html

Geeze, back in my non-Mormon days, where were all these nymphs? I couldn't find a hot girl back then if hundred dollar bills were tied around my neck.

What it would be like to have some gal actually desire you. Well most will go to our graves without that knowledge.

"Imre admitted engaging in sexual acts with the boy but said it stopped short of sexual intercourse."

How noble of her, stopping short of intercourse. However is it even possible for a pre-pubescent 8-year-old boy to even have intercourse with his third little thumb?

I can't help but think of the lyrics to the Garth Brooks song "That Summer" that recounts a similar -- yet more legal -- situation:

• She had a need to feel the thunder
  To chase the lightning from the sky
  To watch a storm with all its wonder
  Raging in her lover's eyes
  ....
  When I told her that I'd never
  She softly whispered "That's alright"
  And then I watched her hands of leather
  Turn to velvet in a touch...

My wife and I laugh about those "hands of leather" all the time.

If you want to know the entire, tawdry story, click here.

We had the young Government teacher who also was the cheerleader advisor, who, I was told, used to sit on her stool wearing a skirt, and used to drop things in front of her and ask one of the football player types to pick it up for her.

Of course, it could have just been horny teenagers making the story up.