I am surprised
 

that the city of Dallas is in not in ashes.

The funk must be so bad that people can't muster the energy to pour gasoline and light matches.

Actually fans are used to the Pokes imploding. But surely the thought of enduring another season of Jerrah, Phillips, Garrett, T.O., Pacman Jones, and Romo is enough to make the average fan's head explode. New castle or not.

My kingdom for a healthy pinkie finger, Jerrah whispered in a fevered dream last night.

Romo heroically refused to end his press conference despite suffering bruised ribs after falling in the shower post-game. Ah well, maybe he knows someone that will nurse him back to health with love and kisses.

Tom Landry's hat was a Resistol. I did not know that, I promise, until recently.

The Cowboys are like the Yankees in the sense that star players go there to get paid, not to win championships. This offseason, Jerry Jones will again throw his money at the free agent market but next year will have the same result as the previous thirteen.