I went to the District Council meeting tonight
 

and I can tell you that there is a disease that is rampant among scouting leaders.

Morbid obesity.

Of course I helped myself to a piece of cake at the end of the meeting. It was so sweet that I could feel the turbo on my pancreas.

Sounds like you'll be a nice change for the kids - or a not so nice change depeneding on how the kids think:

A scotmaster who can keep up with the scouts? They'll fear then respect you.

Re: I went to the District Council meeting tonight
 

You know what I could never in a million years get used to? Grown men wearing Boy Scout uniforms and then holding meetings without any boy scouts present. When you add in the morbid obesity you can make that 2 million years.

Re: I went to the District Council meeting tonight
 

Oh, the fun we can have with the visual you've created:

Really fat guys in boy scout uniforms sitting in the basement of somebody's house watching Star Trek reruns.

Anyone else care to add to this?