Men only: Are you fat and/or balding?
 

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Fat/bald/ and unbelievabley RICH. I have chicks all over me and it ain't because I am short, fat or bald.

Sadly, I'm not rich.

What's the standard here? The gubmint guidelines, looking in the mirror, how I feel? Yes, no, maybe.

Oh and I'm balding, not bald.

The purpose of this poll was to get Waters to vote. Notice how he never votes? I knew vanity would get the best of him.

I would trade my svelte body and Craig Thompson hair for 71's money.

Why don't you let me be the judge of who is fat and/or balding?

Or better yet, let Farrah judge.

My hair thinned a bit several years ago but seems to have stopped for the last few years. Therefore, I don't know if I'm balding or not. My mom's dad had a full head of hair, but my mom's hair was pretty thin, so I've always assumed I'd be bald, but I may have lucked out. My older brothers' are stable like mine/bald as hell respectively.

Isn't that an old wives tale that bald gene comes from mother's father but it comes equally from both sides of the family?

I think it is a better indicator than random chance, but yea it's not nearly as good of an indicator as it was once thought to be. It is definitely genetic, but it appears to be from a combination of genes from both sides.