I'm with Kobe, I say trade me
 

Trade me, Waters. Find me a board that will take my wisdom to heart, not make vicious personal attacks, and cover me with five star ratings. And I want the ball more. Trade me. I'm sure you can get some nice FARMS geek in return. You have a crying need for one of those here.

Nah, we like you too much. You go a bit crazy with the religion stuff, but you have a valuable perspective that helps make this place work.

That's very funny.

Why would Mike trade you? Nobody loves Waters like you do. Nobody.

Besides, Mike overpaid for you and there is no one that would take your contract.

If SeattleUte goes then i go. We are a package deal. I figure he is the Pippen and i am the Jordan of the deal, so if you throw me in the mix we are guaranteed to be wanted by someone.

In this scenario is Archaea then an aging and overweight Shaq? And is Grapevine Kwame Brown?

I wouldn't compare grapevine to Brown, as that is unfair to grape. He at least sometimes strings together a few things that make sense, whereas Brown was/is completely useless.

Every once in a blue moon Kwame will look like a stallion. He just cannot catch the ball. It is that simple.

Grapevine also posts like a stallion. He is just so hard to understand.

BTW I pick you as the Lamar Odom of this analogy, a talented guy who can't quite live up to his promise. And you both have smoked tons of weed.