Do your shorts ever rub you the wrong way?
 

My boys aren't happy today. I think I'll retire those shorts.

Yes, and when they land on the wrong side of the saddle nose. . .

There are a certain number of washings for shorts and after that, the antibacterial stuff inside is washed out, then you should discard them.

Sometimes they do that.

I've been wearing the new BYU logo'ed jerseys, and the leg straps are too tight. I got welts on around my thighs from them. Can't wait until they loosen up. They make those things for guys with skinny thighs.