The perfect energy drink
 

Looking for a great energy drink? I think I found it. This description says it all:

The Steven Segal Lightning Bolt energy drink
"The name Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt was an inevitable afterthought. When Steven Seagal finished creating a drink that holds untold natural power, there was only one equivalent in nature- The Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt. Both mysterious and powerful, it's a symbol of the untold energy the earth has to offer- Such is Steven Seagals Lightning Bolt energy drink."

http://www.lightningdrink.com/

Unfortunately I've tried it. Disgusting. I drink a few energy drinks a week. I know they're totally bad for you, but when you mow the lawn sometimes you just have to have one. I go for the diet Citrix Rip it you can get for $1 at Walmart.

energy drinks give me a
 

worse hang-over than booze ever has.

that stuff can't be good for you.

red bull tastes like stomach bile and rockstar tastes like rotting veggies

I wish my stomach bile was that delicious.

what?
 

do you find radiator fluid tasty?

red bull is beyond horrible my friend