Hi I'm K-dog
 

I'm not sure how this board works but I was sent her on the advice of many and, for some reason, can now get on this board. I'm an attorney in SLC. I Live in the Avenues with my wife and son. If you have questions, ask. :)

K-Dog is a very good addition. The sports discussions in here are getting a lot better so I think you will like it.

Thanks man. I came here and found most of the posters I like. I also really like your picture. Who is that?

She looks a lot like my ex-wife did when she was a song leader at USU. It reminds me of my better days when it came to women. I was very attracted to my ex's smile.

I was wondering why K-dog hadn't found his way over here yet. Seems like a good CG fit.

Good to have you.

You're no longer a DINK?

Welcome, K-dog.

Good. You must come with me to Alderan.

Enjoy the freedom.

Not a DINK
 

My wife and I finally paid enough money to have a kid. Happened in August.

He's in the goatnapper club, I think.

Congratulations.

Welcome, counselor.

Goatnapper Club
 

What club is that? Someone who gets tired of being suspended on Cougarboard? Someone who eventually got tired of all the CB rules?

welcome k-dog. This is where it is happening. Just be nice and there are no rules!!!!!

I think it's someone who lays down a wad of cash to change his oil into a test tube and make a baby.

At any rate, welcome to the board. And congratulations on the new baby.

As you know
 

The lack of rules is what interests me the most. I started posting on CB when there were no rules and the increase in rules has driven me to despair. :twisted:

It's good to have you here K-dog. I find myself visiting CB less and less and with you posting here now, I expect my visits to decrease even further.

That's a high compliment
 

If I had known you were here I would have come here sooner.

When I used to go to CB more often you used to tell me you were my very best friend.

Welcome.

I used the term very loosely.

I take what I can get.

Welcome anyway.

My buddy and me used to climb up a tree.
 

This is totally adorable, like LDS sports geek online reunion. I actually teared up a little over the very best friend thing.
I don't know you, K-Dog, but hi.

I knew we hit the big time when we got K-Dog. He's like the Muhammad Ali of posters. That POS Jefe should be worried.

LOL. The question is, which Muhammad Ali am I, the one that can't talk and has hands shaking or the one standing over his fallen opponent challenging him to get up and take his wuppin' like a man?

Jefe shouldn't have let his minions suspend me. They need to follow their own rules and you shouldn't suspend someone against your own rules.

What did you do to get suspended?

I asked the board if anyone could confirm that Julie Beck had fought depression. I was told that she had but I didn't believe it and said as much in my post. they deemed my post to fall under rumormongering or some such thing even though it wasn't prohibited by the rules. Jefe admitted it wasn't permitted by the rules. I've posted on CB one time since.

There are lots of made up rules, I thought it wasnt a secret. I was once suspended for "trying to annoy the mods," which clearly is not a rule. Complaining about the mods is against the rules, but I wasnt complaining at all. I didnt even mention a mod.

The suspension was repealed, though, so I have seen them to be open to reason. My observation is that if you (generic you, not specifically you) argue or get uppity in the appeal, the appeal is dead. If you tactfully admit you were wrong, you have some wiggle room. On violations that are not really codified rules, I have no idea where that one goes. BDB is a rules committee member person, maybe she can add insight.

That's how it always works in authoritarian regimes. I bet Jefe has a nice dacha somewhere paid for by the sweat of the CB masses, including the ones he's exterminated.

Im going to be a tragic figure like Gorbachev. The chaos of Glasnost will lead to longing for the good ol days of Stalin, where despite state murder, everyone at least had Funky Fridays and Office quotes.

Jefe and I have traditionally gotten along well but this last one stuck in my craw for some reason. I have been known to have 1 week suspensions die in the first 12 hours but I just got tired of the rapid increase of rules and pseudo rules.

"Men rejoice at being led like cattle again, with the terrible gift of freedom that brought them so much suffering removed from them . . . . We will convince them that they will only be free when they have surrendered their freedom and submitted to us . . . . Freedom, free thought, and science will lead them into such straits and will bring them face to face with such marvels and insoluble mysteries, that some of them, the fierce and rebellious, will destroy themselves, others, rebellious but weak, will destroy one another, while the rest, weak and unhappy, will crawl fawning to our feet and whine to us: 'Yes, you were right, you alone possess His mystery, and we come back to you, save us from ourselves!'"

Luckily everyone knows that I alone possess the mystery.

And what of the valiant?