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SoonerCoug

12-13-2007 02:40 AM

How often does your spouse fart in front of you?

In two years of marriage, I have never heard my wife fart.

I'm wondering what is the norm.

creekster

12-13-2007 02:56 AM

Very rarely. Usually it is behind me. Badda boom.

TripletDaddy

12-13-2007 03:12 AM

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Originally Posted by creekster (Post 162782)

Very rarely. Usually it is behind me. Badda boom.

Creekster gives himself a *rimshot*

nice!

creekster

12-13-2007 03:20 AM

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Originally Posted by TripletDaddy (Post 162791)

Creekster gives himself a *rimshot*

nice!

Are you being lewd?

TripletDaddy

12-13-2007 03:32 AM

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Originally Posted by creekster (Post 162799)

Are you being lewd?

You are the one who did it to yourself, not me.

Let's meet in person to discuss over lunch. Tossed salad?

YOhio

12-13-2007 03:36 AM

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Originally Posted by TripletDaddy (Post 162805)

Let's meet in person to discuss over lunch. Tossed salad?

I believe this one was intentionally lewd.

TripletDaddy

12-13-2007 03:44 AM

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Originally Posted by YOhio (Post 162807)

I believe this one was intentionally lewd.

Apologies. How can I make it up to you? Do you like jewelry?

http://www.mychinaskymall.com/Jades/PNK7.JPG

YOhio

12-13-2007 03:50 AM

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Originally Posted by TripletDaddy (Post 162809)

Apologies. How can I make it up to you? Do you like jewelry?

I'm still pretty steamed about that. You're lucky I'm not in Cleveland!

TripletDaddy

12-13-2007 04:47 AM

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Originally Posted by YOhio (Post 162812)

I'm still pretty steamed about that. You're lucky I'm not in Cleveland!

I don't live there anymore. I have since relocated to Cincinnatti.

If you do come, dress appropriately...

https://mywebspace.wisc.edu/qleonard...805%20tiny.jpg

YOhio

12-13-2007 04:55 AM

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Originally Posted by TripletDaddy (Post 162822)

I don't live there anymore. I have since relocated to Cincinnatti.

I really hope you have to look at Urban Dictionary for your ideas.

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