Screech unfortunately made it a household phrase. What a despicable human being.

Yes, as if the act wasn't gross enough, to have Screech associated with it just makes the thought of it 1000x worse.

I can hardly enjoy a Cleveland Steamer anymore, what with that image in my mind.

The scatalogical stuff is one type of sexual deviance I utterly cannot fathom. How anybody could get turned on by that boggles my mind. Has to be something seriously messed up in there.

Uh-huh, this coming from mister Two Girls, One Cup...

Urban dictionary is a beautiful site. I had to decide which avatar of mine to pull out first. I first thought about going with the Shocker Logo then I thought about the Donkey Punch only to settle on the Dirty Sanchez.

I must say, while on the other board, I laugh every time I see a post by hot lunch. Look it up at urbandictionary.com but my favorite definition is the "puma crawl".

That is the most disgusting thing I have ever read.

All ya'll are felchers.

I saw the documentary "This movie is not yet rated" where John Waters wondered aloud whether many of these urban dictionary gross outs are for real. He said (of felching, which you do not want to know what it is) "I don't know anybody who is that perverted. And I know A LOT of perverts."

Obviously he does not know Landpoke.

Welcome aboard A-train. Good to have you.

welcome A-train
 

I also have some serious Solano county experience

Not to be too nit-picky, but Martinez isn't in Solano County. But who's keeping track, right? (Apparently I am)

What part of Solano County?