I've been unfaithful
 

Danimal and I have been reading the last Harry Potter out loud to each other like we did with previous 6 books in the series. We were nearing the end tonight--had maybe 80 pages left--when he fell asleep. Well, do you really think I was going to just stop reading right then and there?

So I finished the book and he is still asleep. Do I tell him I cheated and pretend like nothing happened or do I fess up? Or do I wake him up and gloat that I know the ending and he still has 80 pages left to read?

Awesome... Some laughing out loud, almost peed a little... Hilarious...

Gloat while you have the chance, or secretly smile letting not quite in on the subject.

So, you have managed to control your urge to read ahead for about 3500 pages (I don't know, I just estimated about 500 pages per book), and when you're in the home stretch, just when the stakes are the highest... you give into temptation. I am so disappointed in you.

Mike and I could never read the series aloud to each other. It would probably lead to a divorce.

While I lay sleeping from a hard week's work, Marsupial lies in bed, having her way with Harry Potter. Right under my nose. In my own house. In my own bed.

I have since finished on my own. It would have been better together.