Pirates of the Carribean 3 is an awful film
 

It is long and boring. It is not worth watching.

Please tell me you were at least able to follow the plot...that has been the main complaint I've read on CB about the film...and I really just can't understand how an adult could really not follow a disney movie about pirates.

I found it confusing, disjointed, implausible, irrelevant, boring, etc.

Well, the basis for the series is somewhat implausible.

I enjoyed the first one.

We rented the second one, made it through to a point where they go to a woman's house. I think she was a witch. She speaks with some sort of rastafarian accent. We turned off the movie and never spoke of that franchise again.

I could only imagine with 3 was like.

Even a fantasy movie has to live with the bounds of its own rules.

Closest I've ever come to walking out of a theater was sitting through Pirates 3.

Pure torture from beginning to end.

My family walked out of "Popeye" when I was a kid.

To this day it is the only movie I have ever left mid-showing.

PS Can someone please tell me how it ends?

He eats Spinach at a 7-11 and then kicks ass.

Such as?