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Mormon Red Death 01-17-2008 04:31 PM
A strange situation
 
last night my work took us out to a fancy restraunt where they have attendants in restrooms. As I was washing my hands the attendant fixed my collar and brushed my coat and then said:

"Don't want you to look to disheveled. Wouldn't want your wife thinking you got a blow job on the street corner or something"


What does one say to something like that?


My response was "uh yeah thanks"

Goatnapper'96 01-17-2008 05:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mormon Red Death (Post 175397)
last night my work took us out to a fancy restraunt where they have attendants in restrooms. As I was washing my hands the attendant fixed my collar and brushed my coat and then said:

"Don't want you to look to disheveled. Wouldn't want your wife thinking you got a blow job on the street corner or something"


What does one say to something like that?


My response was "uh yeah thanks"
My response would be "Maybee I do, sometimes competiton causes one to raise the bar...so to speak." Then start humming "here comes Santa Claus" or something like that....

Indy Coug 01-17-2008 05:27 PM
"Street corners? Not me. Too drafty."

Solon 01-17-2008 06:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mormon Red Death (Post 175397)
last night my work took us out to a fancy restraunt where they have attendants in restrooms. As I was washing my hands the attendant fixed my collar and brushed my coat and then said:

"Don't want you to look to disheveled. Wouldn't want your wife thinking you got a blow job on the street corner or something"


What does one say to something like that?


My response was "uh yeah thanks"
Now, think carefully and try to remember . . . what cadence were you tapping with your feet while you did your business? Maybe this guy thought you were available.

Mormon Red Death 01-17-2008 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Solon (Post 175421)
Now, think carefully and try to remember . . . what cadence were you tapping with your feet while you did your business? Maybe this guy thought you were available.
What can I say?... I'm a fella with a wide stance. BTW feel free to use the slingbox to watch the Utah v byu game on saturday


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