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Archaea 12-09-2011 02:58 PM

Jabari: Duke will be getting a great kid.
 
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/12/09/us...mper.html?_r=1

Yes he's "still considering BYU" but that's because he hasn't eliminated anybody.

ChinoCoug 12-09-2011 05:28 PM

Great article. Jabari is a type of Jesus and Obama. Devout LDS like his Tongan mother, mad skills on the court like his African-American father, coming out of Chicago, etc.

MikeWaters 12-09-2011 07:22 PM

I've been around long enough to know that it would be very foolish for any of us to get our hopes up that he will sign with BYU.

Look at the schedules that Duke and UNC play, both non-conf and conf, and there is no question that the greater exposure is with those schools.

However, he did see Jimmer become a star at BYU. And it is theoretically possible that he could fall in love with Rose. And it may be that he is interested in Mormon tail. :) Those are our only hopes.

MikeWaters 12-09-2011 07:22 PM

*Mormon tail: marrying in his faith to an attractive LDS girl.

ChinoCoug 12-09-2011 09:13 PM

that's messed up dude, how do you know he thinks like that.

MikeWaters 12-09-2011 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChinoCoug (Post 315389)
that's messed up dude, how do you know he thinks like that.

aaaaannnnnddd........that's why you're single.

:)

ChinoCoug 12-09-2011 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeWaters (Post 315390)
aaaaannnnnddd........that's why you're single.

:)

LOL. Damn you are insightful.

MikeWaters 12-09-2011 09:45 PM

Hey, most of us are not stupid. We are faithful kids, want to go on missions, want to marry an LDS chick. We look around our local environs, in our ward and stake, and see nothing but the ugly stick. Surely our prospects will be improved among the thousands of women in Provo. On the other hand some of us were so hapless and unattractive, that we bargained of all places, surely there is one woman in Provo that is enough of a sucker to fall for me (this describes me).

Jabari, your eternal companion awaits in Provo! Just ask Jimmer.

ChinoCoug 12-09-2011 11:05 PM

and looking forward to your I'm a Mormon commercial.

MikeWaters 12-09-2011 11:07 PM

"I was a horny kid looking for a righteous woman. And thankfully, I found her. Twelve kids later, I feel so blessed."


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