Only in Utah...
 

http://www.sltrib.com/ci_3970622

Funny stuff.

This is my favorite line:

"Cannon's campaign would not address whether Lucifer is opposing either candidate."

That article is hilarious. This is my favorite line:

"I don't want you to print that, but it feels like that's what it is."

Observation: Only an idiot would say something like this to a reporter and expect him not to print it.

Another zinger:

"I don't know who else it would be if it wasn't him. Now when that gets out in the paper, I'm going to be one of the screw-loose people."

Ummmm.... Yup.

That article sounds like something you would read in The Onion.

what is socially acceptable to say in Testimony Meeting is not acceptable to the newspaper editorial board....

You could say don't cast your pearls before swine, or don't let them see your Thorazine prescription.