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Worst lyrics all time?
Just plain weird:
"I don't think that I can take it 'cause it took so long to bake it..." MacArthur Park, Richard Harris Failed attempt at poetic imagery: "bubblegum tongue"??? Your body is a wonderland, John Mayer runner up: "The morning sun is shining like a red rubber ball" (Apologies to Paul Simon, who wrote the song) Red Rubber Ball, Cyrkle Worst use of repetition: "Tell me have you ever really, really, really, really, really, really...." Have you ever loved a woman? Bryan Adams grammatical breakdown: "No I cannot forget from where it is that I come from" Small Town, John (Cougar) Mellancamp overall tripe: Wake Up Little Susie, Everly Brothers |
Absolute worst famous athlete reference:
Nelly Furtado's "Promiscuous Girl" Hey is that the truth or are you talking trash Is your game M.V.P. like Steve Nash I like the beat to that song, but the lyrics are so incredibly horrible that it makes that song so painful to listen to. |
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Runner up "Popcorn Popping on the Apricot Tree" |
This is a good one. I would play it really loud to annoy Farrah.
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So many choices, so little time. Amen to all the above.
Just about anything out of Nashville these days is automatically a contender. But you have to give a lifetime achievement award to Neil Diamond. Mr. Cheese himself. Here are some of my "favorites": Porcupine Pie Words and Music by Neil Diamond Porcupine pie, porcupine pie, porcupine pie, Vanilla soup, a double scoop please. No, maybe I want, maybe I won't, maybe I will. The titti fruit, with fruity blue cheese. Ah, but porcupine pie, porcupine pie, porcupine pie, Don't let it get on your jeans, I know it sounds a little strange, but you got to eat it with gloves--or your hands will turn green. Ah, but porcupine pie, porcupine pie, porcupine pie, It weaves its way through my dreams, And I do believe I'm gonna have one and leave enough room for dessert, chicken ripple ice cream. HEARTLIGHT Written by Neil Diamond, Burt Bacharach and Carole Bayer Sager Come back again I want you to stay next time 'Cause sometimes the world ain't kind When people get lost like you and me I just made a friend A friend is someone you need But now that he had to go away I still feel the words that he might say Turn on your heartlight Let it shine whereever you go Let it make a happy glow For all the world to see Turn on your heartlight In the middle of a young boy's dream Don't wake me up too soon Gonna take a ride across the moon You and me He's lookin' for home 'Cause everyone needs a place And home's the most excellent place of all And I'll be right here if you should call me Turn on your heartlight Let it shine whereever you go Let it make a happy glow For all the world to see Turn on your heartlight In the middle of a young boy's dream Don't wake me up too soon Gonna take a ride across the moon You and me Turn on you heartlight now Turn on you heartlight now |
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"I am I said to no one there and no one heard at all not even the chair..." good stuff. |
Look since I do not want to bring up the LDS Religion's ugly history, I will exclude the Mormon Rap from this list. With that exclusion I have easily the worst lyrics to any song right here for you.
L.F.O. (Light Funky Ones) - Summer Girls Yeah...I like it when the girls stop by.. In the summer Do you remember, Do you remember? ...when we met..That summer?? [Chorus:] New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits Chinese food makes me sick. And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch, I'd take her if I had one wish, But she's been gone since that summer.. Since that summer [Verse 1:] Hip Hop Marmalade spic And span, Met you one summer and it all began You're the best girl that I ever did see, The great Larry Bird Jersey 33 When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets Call me Willy Whistle cause I can't speak baby Something in your eyes went and drove me crazy Now I can't forget you and it makes me mad, Left one day and never came back Stayed all summer then went back home, Macauly Culkin wasn't Home Alone Fell deep in love,but now we ain't speaking Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton When I met you I said my name was Rich You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch [Chorus:] New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits Chinese food makes me sick. And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch, I'd take her if I had one wish, But she's been gone since that summer.. Since that summer [Verse 2:] Cherry Pez,cold crush,rock star boogie Used to hate school so I had to play hookie, Always been hip to the B-boY Style Known to act wild and make girls smile, Love New Edition and the Candy Girl Remind me of you because you rock my world You come from Georgia where the peaches grow They drink lemonade and speak real slow You love hip hop and rock n roll Dad took off when you were 4 years old There was a good man named Paul Revere I feel much better baby when you're near You love fun dip and cherry Coke, I like the way you laugh when I tell a joke When I met you I said my name was Rich You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch [Repeat Chorus] [Bridge:] In the summertime girls got it going on, Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song Summertime girls are the kind I like, I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike [Verse 3] Bugaloo shrimp and pogo sticks My mind takes me back there oh so quick Let you off the hook like my man Mr. Limpet Think about that summer and I bug,cause I miss it Like the color purple,macaroni and cheese, Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees Call you up but whats the use I like Kevin Bacon,but I hate Footloose Came in the door I said it before,I think I'm over you but I'm really not sure When I met you I said my name was Rich You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch [Repeat Chorus] [Bridge:] In the summer girls come and summer girls go Some are worth while and some are so so, Summer girls come and summer girls go Some are worth while and some are so so, Summertime girls got it going on Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song Summertime girls are the kind I like I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike [Repeat Chorus] |
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Neil Diamond was the worst. He would say anything just to make it rhyme.
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