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Forum: Other College Sports 02-05-2008, 09:56 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 19,363
Posted By Judge Smails
Technically, I didn't say where he put his dick. ...

Technically, I didn't say where he put his dick. I was thinking it was a horse's ass. You and Steel Blue read fornication into it.

How dare you judge that young man.

You can say all you want...
Forum: Other College Sports 02-05-2008, 09:44 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 19,363
Posted By Judge Smails
How does your claim that I hypothesized it was...

How does your claim that I hypothesized it was related to sexual transgression jive with this quote from my original post:

"Again, I don't know what transgression the kid committed."

That's the...
Forum: Other College Sports 02-05-2008, 08:01 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 19,363
Posted By Judge Smails
Please tell me what I'm running away from. I...

Please tell me what I'm running away from. I stand by all my statements in this thread.
Forum: Other College Sports 02-05-2008, 07:41 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 19,363
Posted By Judge Smails
I stand by this statement.

I stand by this statement.
Forum: Other College Sports 02-05-2008, 07:39 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 19,363
Posted By Judge Smails
To suppose that the eye with all its inimitable...

To suppose that the eye with all its inimitable contrivances for adjusting the focus to different distances, for admitting different amounts of light, and for the correction of spherical and...
Forum: Other College Sports 02-05-2008, 04:47 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 19,363
Posted By Judge Smails
Show me where I said the kid fornicated and I'll...

Show me where I said the kid fornicated and I'll gladly print a retraction.

Drama queen.
Forum: Other College Sports 02-05-2008, 03:46 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 19,363
Posted By Judge Smails
I love how anyone who supports BYU or the Honor...

I love how anyone who supports BYU or the Honor Code or Ecclesiastical leaders on this board is automatically branded a "mullah".

In all seriousness, I don't know a single alum who has as much...
Forum: Other College Sports 02-04-2008, 11:03 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 19,363
Posted By Judge Smails
When the bishop is your source I'll believe you. ...

When the bishop is your source I'll believe you. Until, then I'm calling BS.
Forum: Other College Sports 02-04-2008, 11:02 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 19,363
Posted By Judge Smails
Hawaii sucks. ;)

Hawaii sucks. ;)
Forum: Other College Sports 02-04-2008, 09:29 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 19,363
Posted By Judge Smails
The funny thing is I believe you think that's...

The funny thing is I believe you think that's true.
Forum: Other College Sports 02-04-2008, 09:11 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 19,363
Posted By Judge Smails
I do wonder how I'd react if this happened to a...

I do wonder how I'd react if this happened to a key football/basketball player. I probably would be sober enough to realize they weren't kicked out for church attendance, but I may have kept that...
Forum: Other College Sports 02-04-2008, 09:09 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 19,363
Posted By Judge Smails
Non-dislosable sources. Damn! I stand...

Non-dislosable sources. Damn! I stand corrected.

May the athlete who plays a sport I don't care about, with a name I had never heard before, that I can't remember now, that I don't wish to even...
Forum: Other College Sports 02-04-2008, 08:30 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 19,363
Posted By Judge Smails
Under my hypothesis, the kid told his father it...

Under my hypothesis, the kid told his father it was for church attendance, and the bishop and stake president wouldn't tell the father otherwise due to confidentiality. In that scenario, the father...
Forum: Other College Sports 02-04-2008, 07:48 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 19,363
Posted By Judge Smails
I'd put that story at about even odds with him...

I'd put that story at about even odds with him being kicked out of school for 60% church attendance.
Forum: Other College Sports 02-04-2008, 07:42 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 19,363
Posted By Judge Smails
Listen, I'm pretty sure (okay at least I think)...

Listen, I'm pretty sure (okay at least I think) I'll still recognize God's finer creations when I'm 60+ (your age I'm assuming). I don't feel it's personally appropriate to use a picture of one as...
Forum: Other College Sports 02-04-2008, 07:26 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 19,363
Posted By Judge Smails
I went to a Utah Grizzlies hockey game about a...

I went to a Utah Grizzlies hockey game about a decade ago. They had the hot tub set up outside the glass. I watched some old drunk guy ogle the girls in bikinis. I had a similar experience at a...
Forum: Other College Sports 02-04-2008, 07:20 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 19,363
Posted By Judge Smails
I used the word 'dick' once on a message board.

I used the word 'dick' once on a message board.
Forum: Other College Sports 02-04-2008, 07:19 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 19,363
Posted By Judge Smails
Which one? I seriously don't know the...

Which one?

I seriously don't know the answer, which I guess would make it the former?

That said, knowing you're old and have a 20-something cheerleader for your avatar weirds me out.

I...
Forum: Other College Sports 02-04-2008, 07:11 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 19,363
Posted By Judge Smails
And I tend to think you're a dirty old man. ...

And I tend to think you're a dirty old man.

One of us is probably right.

<Hypothetically speaking of course>
Forum: Other College Sports 02-04-2008, 07:08 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 19,363
Posted By Judge Smails
You're right. I'm a pioneer. I've officially...

You're right. I'm a pioneer. I've officially broken the message board speculation barrier. Everyone please feel free now.

I love how many on this board are quick to accept the father's...
Forum: Other College Sports 02-04-2008, 06:40 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 19,363
Posted By Judge Smails
Gimme a break. I clearly stated this was...

Gimme a break. I clearly stated this was hypothesis. Are you suggesting I can't even suggest there's a more logical explanation, because that would imply I'm judging the guy.

Do you believe he...
Forum: Other College Sports 02-04-2008, 06:32 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 19,363
Posted By Judge Smails
Is that the Protocol? I've got to be honest. ...

Is that the Protocol? I've got to be honest. I'm not sure how the Bishop-Honor Code relationship works. I've always been under the impression confessions to Bishops are confidential. Do bishops...
Forum: Other College Sports 02-04-2008, 03:41 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 19,363
Posted By Judge Smails
Some people are gullible (baseball player)

I don't have time to read everybody's opinion on the baseball player getting kicked out of BYU for his 60% church attendance and not requesting a calling, but if anyone's buying that I've got a...
Forum: Basketball 01-28-2008, 05:22 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 577
Posted By Judge Smails
I was talking relatively small. i.e. 6.

I was talking relatively small. i.e. 6.
Forum: Basketball 01-28-2008, 04:23 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 577
Posted By Judge Smails
RPI experts

Assuming we win at Air Force, where we are probably a small favorite (195 RPI), then win 3 games we clearly should (@ 223 Wyo, 192 TCU @ MC, and @237 CSU), what will that most likely do to our RPI...
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