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Old 09-12-2007, 12:18 PM   #14
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Originally Posted by ute4ever View Post
Yes in a shocking turn of events, every talk and lesson this coming Sunday will, once again, be on the tired subjects of virtue and pornography.

Now I realize the church claims to have a lay clergy, but I am convinced that singles ward bishops receive a commission every time the phrase "pornography is of the devil" is uttered during their watch.

Seriously, give it a rest. Sure it's an important topic but does it have to pop up in the rotation this often?

I am so sick of going to church and talking about porn. I would rather go to a sports bar and talk about porn. This Sunday, you will find me at Seau's watching the Chargers game.
We had one chastity/pornography lesson in my ward in SLC. The bishopric showed us the Elder Holland video and when the lights came back on...a good 1/3 of the room had cleared out.

After the video my bishop had someone demonstrate a baseball batting stance and said, "It's pretty simple, stay out of the strike zone."

I have to teach the law of chastity this sunday in EQ, so that should be fun.
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