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Originally Posted by creekster
If you neeed a score card to keeop up with who the olead singer is, it isn't the greatest band.
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Ways to know Van Halen is NOT the greatest band:
1. Your song prominently appears in the movie "Better off Dead"
2. You employ 4 lead singers over 20 years...an average of one every 5 years.
3. Your son grows up and joins your band
4. You are currently doing a "reunion" show, after "reuniting" multiple times over the years
5. The USAF adopts one of your songs for use in its commercials
6. Gene Simmons was bossing you around and wanted to change your band's name to "Daddy Longlegs"
7. You guest solo on a Michael Jackson song
8. You write a song about a tequila bar in Mexico...then start branding and selling tequila by the same name.
9. You wear white denim overalls. Ever.