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Originally Posted by Mrs. Funk
Uuuuugh... I hate condoms. They're like making love to an exam glove.
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I generally hate condoms as well. I would suggest you try the "natural membrane" condoms - made out of lamb intestines (or something like that). They're way better than the latex condoms as long as the gentleman can get over the mental hurdle of sporting a lamb intestine.
NOTE: I don't know what mental hurdle the lady must overcome when using natural membrane condoms but I'm willing to bet that making love to a lamb intestine is better than making love to an exam glove.