Thanks all for the thoughts.
I'm going to combine all your ideas and talk (very briefly) on God's displeasure with obesity and anti-intellectuals, praise those in the ward, by name, who have worked hard to become experts at self-pleasuring, and use powerpoint to back me up.
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Tobias: You know, Lindsay, as a therapist, I have advised a number of couples to explore an open relationship where the couple remains emotionally committed, but free to explore extra-marital encounters.
Lindsay: Well, did it work for those people?
Tobias: No, it never does. I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but...but it might work for us.
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