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Old 01-03-2008, 01:04 PM   #7
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How long is the average sexual encounter? According to a Psychology Today article, it’s 3 to 10 minutes.
What is your favorite sexual position? A survey by Marie Claire and Esquire magazines found that men are into rear entry, while women like missionary best.

After two hours of chores and two more hours of listening about her co-workers our pay off is 3 to 10 minutes? That doesn't hardly seem fair. And the second part tells me they must have surveyed a lot of guys with ugly wives.
Yeah, rear entry doesn't sound like most guys favorites.

And the payoff sucks.

We have to listen to their bitching, contend with overspending, be sensitive to their needs, whereas we get to bear the constant haranguing and unpleasantness for three to ten minutes. Something must change. We need at least eleven minutes.
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