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Originally Posted by Mormon Red Death
last night my work took us out to a fancy restraunt where they have attendants in restrooms. As I was washing my hands the attendant fixed my collar and brushed my coat and then said:
"Don't want you to look to disheveled. Wouldn't want your wife thinking you got a blow job on the street corner or something"
What does one say to something like that?
My response was "uh yeah thanks"
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Now, think carefully and try to remember . . . what cadence were you tapping with your feet while you did your business? Maybe this guy thought you were available.