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Originally Posted by Mormon Red Death
He is a byu player... he will probably serve a 6 month mission and next year Goatnapper will say he is tough because he came home early
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The stats indicate that my theory is correct. Besides, being right isn't really being right. Getting a bunch of Ute myopics to pull string and testify of how their experience of "toughing out" their mission made them men is really being right. I mean how hard is something you have been expected to do since your mamma squeezed you out and, unless things have changed in the past 16 years, the schedule is already planned out for you?
To be honest, Jimmer is just not going to go. I don't find that to be the indicator of testicular fortitude that giving the LDS culture the middle finger is at month 6 or 7. I wonder if Jimmer will possess the ice in his blood that Max Hall has..lucky with respect to playing the mighty, mighty, mighty Utah Utes doubtful he will need it.
Praise Jim Boylen and raise your arms bruddahs and cistern!