Sometimes I love my job
Is there any other profession where you get to have someone put under oath, under penalty of perjury, and ask them, "Are you sleeping with your boyfriend?"
This was kind of interesting today. I took the deposition of the wife, and then my client's (husband) deposition was taken. Both were asked how a property came to be transferred out of their name. Both said they had no idea. You don't get such bald-faced (and relatively easily proven) lies put on your plate too often. I bet the guys who own the property now are going to remember who sold it to them, don't you think?
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"Now perhaps as I spanked myself screaming out "Kozlowski, say it like you mean it bitch!" might have been out of line, but such was the mood." - Goatnapper
"If you want to fatten a pig up to make the pig MORE delicious, you can feed it almost anything. Seriously. The pig is like the car on Back to the Future. You put in garbage, and out comes something magical!" - Cali Coug
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