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Originally Posted by PaloAltoCougar
I'm glad you're paying attention. I tried a variation on that approach the following year; a live production that featured me in the Kelly McGillis role. I turned around, shirtless (and these were the days when I was 30 lbs overweight and featured a nice manrack), with water dripping down my chest, and pleaded with the brethren to come help move a family out of the ward.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to move an entire living room set down a flight of stairs by yourself?
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I don't think it was your irrigated gynecomastia that turned people off.
It was the fact that you asked everyone to show up at 4:30AM to do it and that nobody could drive their car.
People got their OWN cows to milk, amigo.