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Originally Posted by MikeWaters
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They sure do. According to those stats, I have a 1 in 1500 chance of getting killed or seriously injured.
If God walked up to me and said, "I am thinking of a number between 1 and 1500. If you guess my number, I will turn you into a slobbering pickle that will have to be tended to by your wife and son for the next twenty years. If you guess any other number, I will give you two weeks of uninterrupted family time to spend with your wife and child every year for the rest of your life. In addition, I will give you $500/year to spend on a vacation, so that you can do something nice during that family time."
My answer = "69." God would NEVER pick 69, right? I mean what would God be telling the world if He picked 69?