I'm always willing to help out the new guys.
To be a cool guy you must:
1. Get a post deleted over a Cougarboard.com, then come here and complain about what a Nazi the moderators are. If you can whine about El Jefe and compare him to a fascist, all the better.
2. Question church policy as much as possible.
3. Attack JohnnyLingo personally. The old standbys are "Johnny's a fag" and "JL likes KY jelly." Anything along those lines will work as well.
Do these three things and you're sure to be a cool guy around here.