Longboards are lame. I remember there was one such a fellow south of campus one day and my buddy slowed down the car next to him and told him, "Nice board."
The guy was so stoked he yelled "thanks" when my buddy turned and called him a pussy. Elation to deflation. It was pretty funny.
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Ernie Johnson: "Auburn is a pretty good school. To graduate from there I suppose you really need to work hard and put forth maximum effort."
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