1. It leads to awkwardness when kids ask "why are those two men married"?
2. It makes you think about the plumbing of gay sex
3. Because it means that liberals win
4. Because we are fixated on a 1950's ideal that actually never existed, and wasn't so ideal
5. Because our fathers told us to never trust faggots
6. Because before you know it we will be dressing in three-piece separates, and guys in plaid shirts and jeans will be mocked
7. just because
8. don't ask why
9. why do you keep asking, are you a fag?
10. leave me alone
11. that's it, I'm getting the shotgun
Did I miss any?
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