Yesterday I couldn't find the shoes I wanted to wear to church.
"Flash, honey, have you seen my black heels?"
"You mean the ones you were wearing yesterday?"
"No. Not those. The other ones."
"You mean the ones that give you blisters?"
"No! You know...my favorite ones."
"The ones with the straps?"
"No. Too late in the season for those."
"The ones with the rhinestones?"
"No way! You can't wear rhinestones to CHURCH!!"
By the time we were done we figured out I have eight pair of black heels that I wear, and three more that I don't. Flash is trying to argue that this is excessive.
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