[marsupial]

The whole bride slipping into a nightie while the groom waits in his garments was amusing. Wedding nights don't need to be as awkward as she described. My recommendation to two virgins colliding is to save the lingerie for another occasion. For the first time, just start making out as usual. When you get to that point when all you want to do is tear off the other person's clothes, don't sing a hymn in your head, just do it.