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Old 12-16-2008, 01:19 PM   #4
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Originally Posted by Levin View Post
http://deseretnews.com/article/1,514...00000000008556

The logic of killing nearly 20% of the entire population of an endangered species in one year b/c a few worthless dung-layers became dinner for the wolves -- it escapes me.

Landpoke, upon reading this article, surely took a bath in the wolf blood he stores in the garage refigerator. After taking the bath, he allowed the wolf blood to dry and encrust his body as he imagined with delight the recent wolf slaughter. His blood-suit became cracked, however, after the carnage left him slightly aroused.
They are endangered only in a bureaucratic sense.
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