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Originally Posted by Archaea
Mike trying to one up a mother is one I must hear.
It reminds of this past weekend, when a guy I was riding with described his ride in the Tour de Tucson, where he informed the rider behind, "hey, I'm 46 and it's mile 105 why don't you pull."
Response: "I'm 51."
"Well 20 years ago, I had cancer."
Response: "I have a pacemaker now."
"Well, I'm just getting over the flu".
Response: "I just had a blood clot."
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See? Exactly what I mean. Men. Whiners.